At around 10pm last night, a supermarket in Claygate had a visit from a couple of chaps who had made a special trip to the village to have a couple of bags of meat away.
Within 8 minutes, B Rota Bobbies, PC’s Rib-Eye Rust and Beefy Brooking had attended, located and arrested them.
They’ve both been charged with some ‘meaty offences’ and are with us until their court appearance this morning.
Perhaps we’ll offer the vegetarian breakfast option.
Have a lovely day.
Message Sent By Greg Turner (Surrey Police, Sgt, Elmbridge)